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Falkor's Fever DreamThese blue-on-blue sunglasses are what fever dreams are made of. The no slip, no bounce frames stay put no matter how wildly you sweat, sleep walk, or travel between realms. Blue polarized lenses offer UV400 protection and reduce glare off luck dragon fur.
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Château de MaraschinoWelcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool, impossibly smooth, and just the right amount of over-the-top. Think vintage sports car energy...
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Forever Green and GoldReady to chant PT-FC?! These Portland Timbers sunglasses feature wood-patterned frames, green gradient lenses, and Major League Soccer packaging.
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Bucky™ VisionSport your love for The Wisconsin Badgers in style with these Bucky™ Vision sunnies!!! These stunning white and red sunglasses have vibrant red polarized lenses with UV400 protection that perfectly complement the red and white temples adorned with UW–Madison logos and Bucky Badger™ himself....
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Hooked on OnyxAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Country Club CrasherYour 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
- $13.50
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Toasted Marshmallow MagicIs there anything yummier than a warm, gooey, toasted marshmallow?! Yes: these beige OG sunnies with orange-gold gradient ocean lenses. We toasted them to indulgent, stylish perfection without charring them to a blackened crisp. They're *chef's kiss*
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A Unicorn's CalamityKnow what happens when you mix all colors of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome.
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Donkey GogglesOrange and blue sunglasses that live to stand out from the drove. (A group of donkeys is a drove. Weird, right?) No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even when you gallop (tbh it’s really a spirited mosey). and polarized blue lenses with...
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Great Smoky Mountains National ParkThe great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunglasses! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
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Underwhelming Alien AbductionYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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Vamos UnitedDominate the comp with DC United (clap-clap-clap) sunglasses! With black gradient lenses, black & red frames & Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are as bold as a last-minute goal. You can do your victory dance now! Go ahead. We're waiting.
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Roll Tide Ray BlockersAhhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!! Alabama fans, get ready to paint the town blue with these Crimson Tide-inspired white and (of course) crimson sunglasses, Roll Tide Ray Blockers. These classic OG frames feature a limited-edition design and polarized lenses with...
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Just Knock It On!Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
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Sunbathing With WizardsThese high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
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Dueling Pool PartiesWhy choose one vibe when you can own both? These dusty blue translucent Avant Gs with blue gradient lenses bring timeless flair to any scene. No-slip, no-bounce, and perfect for cannonballs, cocktails, or chaos—whichever pool party you're crashing today.
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It's All In My ContractReady for the bass drop? These oversized square Amp G sunglasses are built for festival fans who crave bold looks. Featuring translucent dark green frames & non-reflective lenses, they won't slip while you dance from dawn to dusk to dawn.
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Five StripesDrip so loud it echoes through the Benz. These Atlanta United FC sunglasses bring the heat with gold and red frames, black non-reflective lenses, and official MLS packaging. Built for glory, goals, and golden hour selfies. If you don't wear these shades with your...
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Black & GoldKick it in style with LAFC sunglasses! Featuring gray-yellow ocean gradient lenses, sleek black and gold frames, and Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are so LA, they've had botox. This is for you, The 3252! Dale, dale, dale...
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The Future is VoidFear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400...
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